These pictures are crappy quality because I took them with my cell phone. However, they wouldn’t exist otherwise, so there.
First, the one woman who has zero business teaching children about cooking, Ms. Paula “I use butter because I can” Deen, discovered in the book section that caters to dieting at a Bed, Bath and Beyond:
Second, proof that the Internet is returning English to a Germanic language via the use of word squish – the Beefburger:
(found at our favorite local diner)
Unfortunately, there were no nutrition cops around, just Spidey:
(Okay, so that last one was a few weekends ago. But, y’know. Spidey.)